Alright coffee people, listen up.
Our coffee? Freakin’ delicious. Not your sad can-of-Folgers situation. We’re talking beans sourced from some of the best farms on Planet Earth, sourced by our importer, and roasted right here in the glorious U.S. of A.

When you buy from us, you’re buying quality — the real deal. Yeah, that means it’s not bargain-bin cheap. But here’s the twist: it’s also not pretentious third-wave wallet-drain expensive. Why? Because we’re lean, mean, coffee-roasting machines. No café. No staff. Just two humans fueled by love (and caffeine).

We usually roll with two coffees — and they’re both worth waking up for.

☕ Sweater Weather (Our Ride-or-Die Blend)

All weather is red sweater weather around here. This year-round blend mixes a washed Peru bean with a natural Papua New Guinea bean — a combo so good it should be illegal. It’s perfect black, perfect with cream, perfect cold, perfect hot. Basically, it’s perfect.

🌍 Ethiopia Yirgacheffe (Single Origin Magic)

Blueberry vibes. Lively acidity. Third-wave coffee nerds, you’re about to ascend. We roast this one light because we like it that way — and around here, we make the rules.